Funny Quotes By Famous People
Funny Quotes By Famous People. I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses." - Unknown Bill Gates " Nope no sex scandals yet. You'll discover quotes by Bill Murray, Tina Fey, Jim Carrey, and more.
In a giant blender. - Homer Simpson. If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's.
The internet is full of famous quotes, motivational quotes, quotes that inspire you, even funny quotes; But have you ever read quotes by famous people, that are just dumb?.
Clever Funny Quotes By Famous People With Images "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." - Albert Einstein " Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." - Albert Einstein "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte "I know I'm a handful but that's why you got two hands." - Unknown "Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor." - Truman Capote "If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito." - Betty Reese "Taking naps sounds so childish.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. To make you relax, laugh and have a good time. Mitch Hedberg A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
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